Zr. King

Greetings clowns and weird brother of prime rib clowns.

Summer is upon us.

And you know what that means! 

Sitting on our East Village roof deck writing songs, drinking cold ones, and listening to hot tunes by Red Fang.

Q: How excited are we?

A: As excited as Bryan Giles:

We've got some major drumming news to announce soon, a website redesign in the works, and we're still kicking out the jams with his eminence Jerry Ramos at Mercury Recording Studios - working on our forthcoming LP & EPs.  

There's fun on the horizon... stay tuned, cochise!

Or we'll run you over with this 1975 impala doom wagon we bought from Tony for $685!

❤ 
Zr. King 
IN ROCK WE TRUST

WHAT'S UP BLASTRONAUTS! 

We know it's been a while since we rapped at ya...

The King of the Pain moved to Vegas, so we went foraging for a new drummer, and we found somebody pretty cool; be on the lookout for an announcement soon, shows to follow.

We've spent some time in our hyperbolic chamber -- IT WAS INCREDIBLE THE MOST INCREDIBLE EVER, EVER -- but we couldn't sleep so we started writing the next record and ended up with TWO ALBUMS worth of material (that part is not hyperbole).

It's gonna be full of bangers.  

Stay tuned:

❤  
Zr. King  
IN ROCK WE TRUST

Hola Mujeres y Hombres!

Come celebrate our BLOWOUT BASH with the KING OF THE PAIN TONIGHT 6/18 at The Rock Shop!

As a treat, we will be playing an extended set with some special guest shenanigans. 

There will be no intermission (ain't nobody got time for that)! 

This will be your last chance to see us live for quite some time: it's gonna be one for the aegis.

ZR. KING LIVE AT THE ROCK SHOP 
Saturday June 18 -- 8pm 
The Rock Shop 
249 4th Ave, Brooklyn, New York 11215 
(R to Union) 
21+ / $10 

Also performing: The Mad Sugars! 

INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON THE FRIENDBOOK.


Too late, too late will be the cry when the king of the pain has passed you by.

❤ 
Zr. King 
IN ROCK WE TRUST

 

Hey Parallelograms and Teddy-grahams! 

It is with a tear in our beer that we celebrate our final [for now] show with his eminence Derek "D-Pain" Childs! 

Our drummer since before we even started the band (nearing a decade), The Pain is going to unleash his sonic vengeance on an as-yet-unprepared Las Vegas, NV. 

So come celebrate this BLOWOUT BASH with the KING OF THE PAIN at one of our favorite venues!

HERE'S THE DEETS.

Also performing: The Mad Sugars! 

Be there or be a geometric figure of fixed equidistant proportions! It'll be an evening you won't soon forget, if you can remember it afterward.
 

TURN IT UP AND RIP THE KNOB OFF. 

❤ 
Zr. King 
IN ROCK WE TRUST

Hey you clowns!

We want to pull your coat to this rad show coming down the pipe -- appropriately enough, for some jokers like ourselves, on April Fool's Day.  This will also be our esteemed bass player's BIRTHDAY SHOW, also quite appropriately, as he is the biggest clown of all.  Come out and celebrate with some pranks and loud rock and roll!

Zr. King live at Pianos
Friday, April 1, 2016 - 7pm
158 Ludlow St @ Stanton
New York, NY 10002 

(F to 2nd Ave)

FB Event HERE

Here's another one by Foghat... APRIL FOOLS

❤ 
Zr. King 
IN ROCK WE TRUST