03x08x19 - YOUR DUDES, HARD AT WORK

GREETINGS SMURFS AND SMURFETTES,

As we continue to plow into the new year, we've got an album to release (5/17!) and some killer shows on the horizon.  It's a blur in technicolor.

That doesn't mean we're slowing…

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02x19x19 THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

Yo ho ho or whoa whoa whoa?!  Our new album is DONE.  Limited edition CDs are pressed.  Shows are being booked.  Gears are turning.

Fighter jets have been deployed from NORAD to accompany us to rock your skull to…

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09x22x18 DON'T CALL ME ON SATURDAY

Thanks to all who rocked with us at Arlene's - either in person or on the livestream.  

Medley had a blast too:

More fun on the horizon...'til next time!

❤ 
Zr. King 
IN ROCK WE TRUST

09x10x18 - Somewhere at the edge of Eternia....

Hello Zardoz and Zodac, and comment how are you! 

By the power of Grayskull, we have the POWER to announce this rad show coming up!! 

Rocker Stalker Presents: 
live at ARLENE'S GROCERY 
95 Stanton St., NYC 
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08x29x18 - Testing, 1, 2...

We're finally putting our surf boards away and splitting from the beach to rock your ass at Arlene's Grocery next month, courtesy of our pal Rocker Stalker!

Deets incoming, but you know the deal - volume, beer, tunes!  Get…

01x21x18 - Give The Drummer Some!

AHOY!

As you can see, Dahk is getting super mega pumped for our show at PIANOS this Friday night!

We hope you'll come join us & invite your friends on the FRIENDBOOK!! 

❤ 
Zr. King …

01x01x18 - TIME FOR SOME RANCH

You heard that right, we're kicking January off with some real deal r&r hocum pocum:

Rocker Stalker BIRTHTOBERFEST.

You know you wanna, it's Rocker Stalker's birthday! Plus it's CHEEP!

Like the almighty BUDGIE! CHEEP CHEEP…

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11x15x17 - We're baaaaaaaaccccckkkkkkkk...

URGENT NOTIFICATION FOR EPIC ROCK SMOOTHNESS

Greetings debutantes and bon vivants! ARE YOU READY FOR THE ZR. KING COTILLION?!  (Hint: it’s this Thursday.) 

Exciting news: we’ve got a new fricken' drummer (an old friend, and a certifiable percussive…

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05x25x17 - Coming Up Milhouse

What's up smithereens and evergreens!

We spent the last weekend pushing the LED meters at Mercury again, driving temperatures up past rocking and into inferno territory.  It won't be long before we finish tracking and get to the mixing…

05x17x17 - Sunny Summer Sunday Afternoon

Greetings clowns and weird brother of prime rib clowns.

Summer is upon us.

And you know what that means! 

Sitting on our East Village roof deck writing songs, drinking cold ones, and listening to hot tunes by …

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03x12x17 - Zr. King to Mission Control

WHAT'S UP BLASTRONAUTS! 

We know it's been a while since we rapped at ya...

The King of the Pain moved to Vegas, so we went foraging for a new drummer, and we found somebody pretty cool; be on…