01x21x18 - Give The Drummer Some!

AHOY!

As you can see, Dahk is getting super mega pumped for our show at PIANOS this Friday night!

We hope you'll come join us & invite your friends on the FRIENDBOOK!! 

❤ 
Zr. King …

01x01x18 - TIME FOR SOME RANCH

You heard that right, we're kicking January off with some real deal r&r hocum pocum:

Rocker Stalker BIRTHTOBERFEST.

You know you wanna, it's Rocker Stalker's birthday! Plus it's CHEEP!

Like the almighty BUDGIE! CHEEP CHEEP…

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11x15x17 - We're baaaaaaaaccccckkkkkkkk...

URGENT NOTIFICATION FOR EPIC ROCK SMOOTHNESS

Greetings debutantes and bon vivants! ARE YOU READY FOR THE ZR. KING COTILLION?!  (Hint: it’s this Thursday.) 

Exciting news: we’ve got a new fricken' drummer (an old friend, and a certifiable percussive…

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05x25x17 - Coming Up Milhouse

What's up smithereens and evergreens!

We spent the last weekend pushing the LED meters at Mercury again, driving temperatures up past rocking and into inferno territory.  It won't be long before we finish tracking and get to the mixing…

05x17x17 - Sunny Summer Sunday Afternoon

Greetings clowns and weird brother of prime rib clowns.

Summer is upon us.

And you know what that means! 

Sitting on our East Village roof deck writing songs, drinking cold ones, and listening to hot tunes by …

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03x12x17 - Zr. King to Mission Control

WHAT'S UP BLASTRONAUTS! 

We know it's been a while since we rapped at ya...

The King of the Pain moved to Vegas, so we went foraging for a new drummer, and we found somebody pretty cool; be on…

06x18x16 - D-Pain's Bash: TONIGHT!

Hola Mujeres y Hombres!

Come celebrate our BLOWOUT BASH with the KING OF THE PAIN TONIGHT 6/18 at The Rock Shop!

As a treat, we will be playing an extended set with some special guest shenanigans. 

There will…

05x27x16 - RSVP: D-Pain's FAREWELL BASH!

Hey Parallelograms and Teddy-grahams! 

It is with a tear in our beer that we celebrate our final [for now] show with his eminence Derek "D-Pain" Childs! 

Our drummer since before we even started the band (nearing a decade), The…

03x12x16 - ONLY FOOLS ROCK 'N' ROLL

Hey you clowns!

We want to pull your coat to this rad show coming down the pipe -- appropriately enough, for some jokers like ourselves, on April Fool's Day.  This will also be our esteemed bass player's BIRTHDAY SHOW, also…

09x26x15 - ROCKING THE ROCK SHOP

Hey Doug Funnie and Porkchop!
  We wanted to send you a quick reminder that we'll be rocking some killer tofu at the Rock Shop in Brooklyn TONIGHT, with our buddies Stroamata!!

 
Zr. King live at the Rock Shop
Saturday…

08x11x15 - MERCURY RISING!

Hey Milo & Otis!

There's some fun on a bun coming up at the Zr. King camp.

We spent most of the summer wind cycle-surfing, dinosaur hunting, and grinding on new songs.  Now we got a double dose of love…

06x06x15 - Countdown to Summer!

Hey Ants-in-my-eyes Johnson!

Hope you haven’t spent your entire spring shopping for fake doors.  We’ve been counting down to summer – and it’s going to be sneezy, deezy, mc.....deluxe.  That’s right: we’re bringing the heat.  

Come celebrate with us in…