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01x01x18 - TIME FOR SOME RANCH 

You heard that right, we're kicking January off with some real deal r&r hocum pocum:

Rocker Stalker BIRTHTOBERFEST.

You know you wanna, it's Rocker Stalker's birthday! Plus it's CHEEP!

Like the almighty BUDGIE! CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP! 

ZR. KING LIVE @ PIANOS
NYC Friday, 26 Jan, 7PM | $10 | 21+
158 Ludlow St 
New York, NY 10002

Free high fives for the dudes. Free hugs for the ladies. Free kalaxian crystals for anyone from a parallel universe (must have proof/portal gun).

❤ 
Zr. King 
IN ROCK WE TRUST

11x15x17 - We're baaaaaaaaccccckkkkkkkk... 

URGENT NOTIFICATION FOR EPIC ROCK SMOOTHNESS

Greetings debutantes and bon vivants! ARE YOU READY FOR THE ZR. KING COTILLION?!  (Hint: it’s this Thursday.) 

Exciting news: we’ve got a new fricken' drummer (an old friend, and a certifiable percussive monster). 

Introducing Medley Shabazz AKA Dr. Drum


We’re playing a fabulous (CHEAP & EARLY) show this Thursday at The Bowery Electric!  DEETS: 

ZR. KING ROCK COTILLION LIVE – 9PM THURSDAY 11/16 
Bowery Electric (Map Room - Upstairs) 
327 Bowery btwn 2nd and 3rd St. 
New York, NY 10003 
21+ / $5 CHEEP (or email us to snag a spot on the guest list!) 

Also performing: Stone GiantSky Magik and Nilbog

RSVP & INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON THE FRIENDBOOK. 

PACK A SACK LUNCH AND SOME OWANGE SWICES – IT’S ONLY 5IVE BUCKS. Or 2+2 is 4 minus one is FREE QUICK MATHS. 

DO YOU HAS WHAT IT TAKES??????? 

Zr. King 
IN ROCK WE TRUST

05x25x17 - Coming Up Milhouse 

What's up smithereens and evergreens!

We spent the last weekend pushing the LED meters at Mercury again, driving temperatures up past rocking and into inferno territory.  It won't be long before we finish tracking and get to the mixing stage...there's a lot of songs in the works.

Sneak peek for all you creepers:

Everything's Coming Up Milhouse

EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENTS COMING SOON...

Put your favorite socks on!

❤ 
Zr. King 
IN ROCK WE TRUST

05x17x17 - Sunny Summer Sunday Afternoon 

Greetings clowns and weird brother of prime rib clowns.

Summer is upon us.

And you know what that means! 

Sitting on our East Village roof deck writing songs, drinking cold ones, and listening to hot tunes by Red Fang.

Q: How excited are we?

A: As excited as Bryan Giles:

We've got some major drumming news to announce soon, a website redesign in the works, and we're still kicking out the jams with his eminence Jerry Ramos at Mercury Recording Studios - working on our forthcoming LP & EPs.  

There's fun on the horizon... stay tuned, cochise!

Or we'll run you over with this 1975 impala doom wagon we bought from Tony for $685!

❤ 
Zr. King 
IN ROCK WE TRUST

03x12x17 - Zr. King to Mission Control 

WHAT'S UP BLASTRONAUTS! 

We know it's been a while since we rapped at ya...

The King of the Pain moved to Vegas, so we went foraging for a new drummer, and we found somebody pretty cool; be on the lookout for an announcement soon, shows to follow.

We've spent some time in our hyperbolic chamber -- IT WAS INCREDIBLE THE MOST INCREDIBLE EVER, EVER -- but we couldn't sleep so we started writing the next record and ended up with TWO ALBUMS worth of material (that part is not hyperbole).

It's gonna be full of bangers.  

Stay tuned:

❤  
Zr. King  
IN ROCK WE TRUST

06x18x16 - D-Pain's Bash: TONIGHT! 

Hola Mujeres y Hombres!

Come celebrate our BLOWOUT BASH with the KING OF THE PAIN TONIGHT 6/18 at The Rock Shop!

As a treat, we will be playing an extended set with some special guest shenanigans. 

There will be no intermission (ain't nobody got time for that)! 

This will be your last chance to see us live for quite some time: it's gonna be one for the aegis.

ZR. KING LIVE AT THE ROCK SHOP 
Saturday June 18 -- 8pm 
The Rock Shop 
249 4th Ave, Brooklyn, New York 11215 
(R to Union) 
21+ / $10 

Also performing: The Mad Sugars! 

INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON THE FRIENDBOOK.


Too late, too late will be the cry when the king of the pain has passed you by.

❤ 
Zr. King 
IN ROCK WE TRUST

 

05x27x16 - RSVP: D-Pain's FAREWELL BASH! 

Hey Parallelograms and Teddy-grahams! 

It is with a tear in our beer that we celebrate our final [for now] show with his eminence Derek "D-Pain" Childs! 

Our drummer since before we even started the band (nearing a decade), The Pain is going to unleash his sonic vengeance on an as-yet-unprepared Las Vegas, NV. 

So come celebrate this BLOWOUT BASH with the KING OF THE PAIN at one of our favorite venues!

HERE'S THE DEETS.

Also performing: The Mad Sugars! 

Be there or be a geometric figure of fixed equidistant proportions! It'll be an evening you won't soon forget, if you can remember it afterward.
 

TURN IT UP AND RIP THE KNOB OFF. 

❤ 
Zr. King 
IN ROCK WE TRUST

03x12x16 - ONLY FOOLS ROCK 'N' ROLL 

Hey you clowns!

We want to pull your coat to this rad show coming down the pipe -- appropriately enough, for some jokers like ourselves, on April Fool's Day.  This will also be our esteemed bass player's BIRTHDAY SHOW, also quite appropriately, as he is the biggest clown of all.  Come out and celebrate with some pranks and loud rock and roll!


Zr. King live at Pianos
Friday, April 1, 2016 - 7pm
158 Ludlow St @ Stanton
New York, NY 10002 

(F to 2nd Ave)

FB Event HERE

Here's another one by Foghat... APRIL FOOLS

❤ 
Zr. King 
IN ROCK WE TRUST

09x26x15 - ROCKING THE ROCK SHOP 

Hey Doug Funnie and Porkchop!
 
We wanted to send you a quick reminder that we'll be rocking some killer tofu at the Rock Shop in Brooklyn TONIGHT, with our buddies Stroamata!!

 
Zr. King live at the Rock Shop
Saturday September 26, 2015 - 10pm
249 4th Ave @ Carroll St.
Brooklyn, NY 11215
(R to Union St.)
FB Event HERE

I NEED MORE ALLOWANCE!  WHY?  BECAUSE I DO!


Zr. King
IN ROCK WE TRUST

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